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Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
by just like honey May 30, 2022
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Gabi Tax

a) paying more for a service without any reason or negation of that extra payment.
b) Paying an overtax just because the other person asks, on a normal service
c) accepting to be scamed. beeing aware that your are beeing scamed but going along with it;
d) not standing up to beeing cheated, scamed.
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this is mostly applieble to romania

known as: taxa Gabi
1. Mark paid a "gabi tax" on that cab fair. the usual trip is 10$ but he paid 20$.
2. 5$ for a cola can, I won't pay a gabi tax
by mike_the_great August 14, 2012
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Tax Credit

An employed individual that’s so mentally slow the government issues wage reimbursements to employers for hiring them.
Hey boss! What do you need KM
The new guy is a Tax Credit!
by Johnny B OX January 6, 2022
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meme tax

The additional cost you pay for a thing, which appeared in a popular meme through the internet and can boost your popularity on social networks by leeching on that meme hype.
jim: I wan't to buy nokia 3310
carrie: Nah, bro it's not good now you will be paying meme tax
by HadCZ December 30, 2017
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Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
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Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.
Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."
by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021
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Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
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