Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 18, 2021

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 16, 2018

Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.

Miss morning glory

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 26, 2020

Frikin Glory

Used when something is really cool, fun and amazing.

Lets go jumping like kangaroos, " OMG that is so frikin glory"

by mariczacool September 8, 2020

Glory Docking

Getting docked, through a glory hole.

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.

by Professor Alec December 21, 2021

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 23, 2016

Balls of glory

Balls that look like a shopping bag with two frozen turkeys in it

Do you see that mans balls of glory. I'm both impressed and worried.

by The Megalodong March 31, 2020