Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 09, 2017

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

by bjmaniac July 16, 2010

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

by imsizzle December 13, 2010

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 03, 2008