micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.

Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"

by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018

Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.

Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?

by flakeflair July 16, 2018

Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.

Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.

by taken:) January 25, 2011

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014

Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.

“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”

by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022

Tylar’s Girlfriend

Dummy thicc

-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019