Cuzzo Nap

A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.

Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.

by shanekwazo February 25, 2022

towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014

nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

by SizzT June 15, 2009

Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.

Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!

by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010

Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.

That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.

by mryan007 October 20, 2011

Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.

What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.

by SigmaChay November 21, 2010