Wal-Mart

One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour.

But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.

At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes!

by sarcastic April 12, 2004

Super K-Mart

A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7

One stop shopping at its best.

by Saints September 21, 2003

Wal-Mart

A evil store that sells mostly cheap, Chinese imports to white trash and ignorant, overweight, mostly conservative Americans. Almost everything they sell will break and you will see the worst people the world has to offer at these stores. Avoid.

There are two things wrong with America: Wal-Mart and George Bush.

by ERAUNigga January 12, 2008

Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

Wal mart Game face

Wal mart Game face, When you are too horny to go into even a Wal Mart without looking like you want to fuck.

Tracy was so horny she had to put on her Wal Mart Game face so she wouldn’t turn on the handicapped greeter!

by Mr Shocker October 23, 2006

Martan

Scottish Highland Legend word for of a creatre that is like a small hobbit and that legend says lives in the Highlands of Scotland very close to Balintore but once was very rampant in a village called Lairg until they faded out and moved south and started to breed there in Balintore, they are said to be very much like the Chupacabra but unlike the chupacabra it does not suck blood.

If you meet a martan you are meant to refer to it as your "bitch" as that is what legend states they were originally referred to as in ancient times they were everyones bitch according to scottish mythology.

"did you see that thing over near that building site doing feck all and lighting a fire while whinging at the same time about tax credits"

"It must have been a Martan"

BIIIITCCHH

EHHHHH

RUUUN

by Henny G January 6, 2008

Martavia

Martavia is a girl who is humble,kind,but Confident she wont accept foolishness and she is a child of god, she is a beautiful brown skin with big brown eyes you might describe her tone as ghetto but that’s just because she been through a lot she have had an terrible past with men that she would even consider dating women she can’t find anyone to hold her down or keep her interested

You can tell she is a Martavia

by Unknown586 June 21, 2018