moon jizz 

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

moon jizz by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

Moon Bagging 

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.

"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".

Moon Bagging by COMTEE April 17, 2019

Moon Pie 

Basically a cream pie in ur ass

Moon Pie: Example above

Moon Pie by impala.45 October 18, 2019

Moon Thighs 

Sexy thighs that resemble the surface of the moon

When she walked in with my plate of food, I’ll i could notice was her sexy ass moon thighs. It’s Go-Time!!!

Moon Thighs by Glenn with 2 N's November 12, 2019

Moon Goat 

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

Moon Goat by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

Moon Landing by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

Moon Rod by Digits__ July 29, 2020