Mole

1. Someone who was discovered in the seventh grade to be known forever as mole.

2. Someone who was highly made fun of and terrorized by people at his middle school. Especially people of hispanic descent.

3. Someone who will be friends with anyone who will listen to him rant on for days on end.

4. Someone who goes to a party and acts like a boggart, he also passes out extremely fast do to the fact that he's gay.

5 Someone who can't get a girl and blames all his friends for cock blocking. And when he actually gets laid he brags for years on end.

6. Someone who hangs out with a dumpy.

7. Someone who makes fun of a Calab.

Last night this boggart showed up to the party. Stole everyones weed and fell asleep really fast. Thats a mole for you.

"Hey guys can dumpy come hang out with us." said mole. "Are you kidding us we hate him." said group.

The one kid in your school that has no friends, but is willing to be friends with anyone would be called a mole.

You remember mole when he was in middle school, yeah he was an assface.

by Gayke Daniels February 10, 2009

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

mole

A Mole is a nerd who likes to sit on his computer playing Counterstrike (aka Molestrike). Running ten feet will be enough exercise to make the mole tired. Moles also get exercise by farting. Moles are known to be hairy and often drop ringlets. Oh yeah and they are fat.

Kavon is the prime specimen of a mole. Trevis is no longer a mole, thus no longer gassy.

by Nerdo December 12, 2004

mole

a mole is a piece of skin affected by slightly darker pigment that contains sprouting hairs on its surface. Moles are often very gassy (and inherently hairy). They prefer to play xbox over computer, but when neither xbox nor computer is availabe, a game of risk will suffice.

Trevis is the lowest mole on the mole food-chain. or------ Trevis is last in the mole pecking order.

by kevaaaaan December 12, 2004

mole

A gross hairy black spot found on teachers or geeks faces AND it has curly black hairs!

RACHEL RONES HAS A MOLE ON HER NOSE!!!!!!!

Mrs. MOLEEEY

by B March 5, 2004

mole face

a person with a gigantic mole on their face.

hey dude whats hap-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!
mole person: whats what?
THAT THAT THING! *covers eyes* ITS LIKE A GROWTH OR SOMETHING!
moleperson: what my beauty spot?
DUDE I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG SHAT ON YOUR FACE!
molepersons mother: MOLE FACE! DINNERS READY!

by dahgm October 12, 2008

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.

I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009