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Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
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Miss swan

Miss Swan is the best teacher IN THE WORLD!!! I mean IN THE UNIVERSE!!! She is a one of a kind person and will always help you. She can get angry at time (Bill) but will always forgive you. You should always have a teacher like Miss Swan. She is the best English teacher ever. You should never through here away.
We have this awesome English teacher in our class

So you have Miss Swan?
by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021
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Miss-gender

When a Southern gentleman presumptuously addresses a young woman as 'Miss'.
"Pardon me, Miss. Do you know where the restroom is?"

"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
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Miss Vee

She may or may not be a real woman yet she has the heart of simplicity and kindness. An enthusiastic person. She knows everything from a man’s heart. never fails to make you laugh. Miss Vee is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, she knows how to bring you back down to Earth. She is very calm and levelheaded and can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. She is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Miss Vee can be quite the head turner, but she is always loyal. She loves passionately and once she has fallen for someone special, she would do anything and everything in his power to keep the person she loves. There is no dull moment with Miss Vee. She is as gorgeous as godess. It is always nice to be with her
by laloba 2006 June 9, 2021
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Miss jess

Gypsy queen, likes to make people pick up litter, short, loves drugs.
Look over there miss Jess is driving her house down Merchiston avenue at 60mph.
by An s69 August 26, 2022
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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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