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metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
by Grant January 9, 2005
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Metro surf

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.
Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.
by HollyG December 13, 2008
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Metrogen

1. a sex hormone that makes guys care more about there looks and feelings of others. metrogen gives them a metrosexaul out look on while the metrogen present in the body.
Guy: your boyfriends a total queer
Girl: Hes not gay! he just has a little metrogen in him
by Ruggles! May 15, 2007
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Meseroll

A person that is a major douche, whore, or ignorant bitch. It is the worst of all insults, and should and can be extremely hurtful.
That hot boy over there is a complete meseroll.
by Rufzeichen Lovee April 26, 2010
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young metro

Andre: I heard young metro doesn't trust you man. Any last words?

Damien: Fuck
by Cryomaniac July 6, 2016
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Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.
"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.
by The Pep April 2, 2009
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Metro sexual

Metro sexual means that your gay but your nto willing to admit you like dick
he is a fag..No am not am a "metro sexual
by Notgiven. April 22, 2006
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