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Master Stratitioner

The highest possible IQ person who is able to make all the calls and lead anyone into victory.
He is the master master stratitioner and is able to lead our team into victory every game.
by Master Stratitioner November 25, 2017
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Master munger

A being that has transcended Satan in how sick they are. To obtain this unholy title one must commit the act of munging countless times to the point that however hard they try to wash away their sins the stench of mung will not leave their face.
“have you seen Lara and Willow recently?”
“Nah”
“Well they have become master mungers
by Gooch haircut August 28, 2020
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Rodeo Master

One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.
Rob: "I have AIDS"

Megan: "What the FUCK!?"

*8 seconds later*

Greg:(jumping out of a closet) "You ARE the Rodeo Master!"
by Rodeo Master February 19, 2009
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Jwett Master

A special person who finds different ways to put his whole team on. Everytime the Jwett master finds a new Scam or other ways to defraud a financial scheme for thousands of dollars and some cases millions of dollars, He puts all his men in position to make money with him its never him by his self. So when you see his whole crew including family members with rolex watches and luxurious life style's its because of him. Thats why he's special and thats why everyone calls him the Jwett master. So If you find a Jwett Master in your family or friends do not be disloyal it can also lead to your death.
That boy kush a Jwett Master everytime he catches a play he put me on
My Dawg a Jwett Master everytime he catch a play he put the whole hood on.
I cant go against the Jwett Master he got enough money to kill us ALL.

i was never a jwetter until i met a jwett master.
by JWETT MASTER November 23, 2021
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Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012
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Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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