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Mario Super Sluggers 

The best Mario sports game of all time. Fun story mode with fun puzzles, unlocking characters is actually a thing in this game instead of having the full roster given to you with some DLC characters like in Mario Golf: Super Rush or Tennis Aces, the roster is huge and creative with characters like King K Rool and Toadsworth and even the clone characters are atleast iconic in some way (like Paratroopa/Paragoomba being clones of iconic enemy characters) and aren't just there like Pink Gold Peach was in Mario Kart 8, there are several fun ballparks that each have a day and night version with different gimmicks, the items and star power make for loads of added chaos, there's 3 different control options based on how you feel comfortable playing so you aren't just restricted to one control style, and (most of) the minigames have their own fun twist to them. You can literally be the biggest hater of Baseball, the sport itself, and still enjoy this game. The only worrying thing about this game is how badly modern Nintendo would butcher it if the game came on the switch, especially if you look at how Battle League, Aces, and Super Rush turned out.
Zora: Dude, I literally despise baseball and yet I was playing this one Baseball game on my cousin's Wii and had loads of fun with it.

Sydney: Sounds like you were playing Mario Super Sluggers.
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Mario Paint

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
Mario Paint by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

Márió Bika

This guy is part of the well-known celebrity group Pécsi Bikák. He is known from his signiture dance moves like the 'Charlie' and his love for the song 'I want it that way' and the Spanish disco hits. He likes to dance with his friends mostly Löfi Bika and Hisi. These three always take photos together where Márió Bika poses like a film star. He is a menace on Tinder where he does not have any filters set for girls he is not a picky guy. Márió Bika always drinks responsibly and approaches events with caution however, in rear occassions his inner beast gets out, in these instances no man and especially women when is safe.
Woman 1: I matched with this guy on Tinder look how incredibly confident and handsome he looks on his photos.

Woman 2: OMG I know this guy very well, HE IS MÁRIÓ BIKA. He is the most scencere lover I have had in my 40 years on earth.

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.
A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."
Mario Koala by yogha August 20, 2023

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story 

The best Mario game ever made.
Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story is the best Mario game
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Mario Thumb 

When your thumbs hurt because of playing super mario brothers for extended periods of time on the Nintendo Wii
I can't pick my nose because of these mario thumbs
Mario Thumb by Mario Thumbs January 14, 2012