Marcus Allan Lees

The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.
I really love my Marcus Allan Lees he's the perfect man, I wouldn't even care if he cheated on me.
by Marcez January 14, 2012
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Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.
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Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
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Marcus gunnarsen

He is a really hot guy who has "pineapple hair". He has a twin brother called Martinus. Marcus is 14 years old (15 in 2017) his eyes are brown and really stunning. He is every girls dream.
-omg Marcus is every girls dream.
For example:

-I want a Marcus Gunnarsen
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Marcus effect

A feminine man who likes to be done up the rear by his female partner with a Dildo
He loves the Marcus effect to much
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