Malphegeous

Real fucking sideways

Penelope went through my phone and then proceeded to come at me all Malphegeouslly

by StrawCherry March 31, 2020

Manchild

A boy who wants to act like a man/be treated like a man, but acts like a child in situations with women.

Owen is such a manchild.

by DeadCactus April 4, 2020

Malpholomer

A pedophile that prefers their victims ugly and/or overweight.

Tina - “Oh I’m sorry to here that Timmy is missing! How old and how much did he weigh?”

Marge - “165 at 6 years old”

Tina - “oh you should check the register for malpholomers it n the area.”

by Wintergnome July 16, 2020

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

manchild

jeremy lynch

person 1:did you see jeremy in his audi?
person 2: yeah nah that’s not me acting like a wet wipe in an audi
person 1: yeah what a manchild

by bigcheesegrater September 8, 2020

Manchenko

so handsome hot and hot,also has depression and suicidal thoughts B)

WOW,MANCHENKO'S ARE SAD!

by 321CALEB123 November 6, 2020

Manahakanas

A nickname that can be used for a Somali pirate who eats during ramadan. Note, there can only be one Manahakanas to exist at once, so he must be referred to as ‘the’ Manahakanas.

Kamran: ‘did you see that somali steal my TV?’
Kian: ‘yeah, I also saw him eating a sausage roll during ramadan’
Kamran: ‘wow, he must be the manahakanas’

by Mk10drilla November 10, 2020