Magic mushrooms

A magical, spiritual experience that lasts 6 to 8 hours, where acid lasts 10 to 12. Mushrooms provoke emotion and connection to mother earth where acid is intellectual and cosmic. Mushrooms are a ride, out of control, insane, and enlightening. Visuals are wavy and breathing, flowing. Sense of smell is strongly enhanced, where acid is more auditory. I don't regret using mushrooms at all.
Magic mushrooms are made for nature and exploring it.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2016
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Mushroom Picker

A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.
My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.
by spinelesss October 02, 2021
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Mushroom tip

The end of a penis (Also known as: Bell end and THE TIP and many m,ore)
My mushroom tip is all cummy i need to wipe it up.
by YankleSpankleKing May 17, 2015
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mushroom bruise

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"
by Stinko Man February 05, 2003
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mushroom head

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...
Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh


... you sick bastard
by BetterthanEzra January 16, 2004
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mushroom ear

when someone takes the tip of there penis and sticks it in someones ear.
dood i saw brian giving a mushroom ear to chris and he enjoyed it.
by zac, mark September 16, 2006
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mushroom tat

The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.
Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."
by Piglet Michelsen February 01, 2008
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