Montana blue cheese salad

When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection
Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad
by Kohpissyboi September 02, 2023
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Montana Redneck

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck
by xzdfg March 13, 2023
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montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper
Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night
by Nosh118 August 15, 2011
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dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 25, 2021
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Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 30, 2013
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Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls
Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
by Bunkerfunker22 August 04, 2016
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