Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell

Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana

by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019

Hannah Montana

(Noun) To become popular without any talent or skill.

Sonic Boom was made in 2014 just so Cartoon Network can Hannah Montana every real Sonic fan in the gaming industry.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022

Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

Hannah Montana

that show lady. who sings. yeah her. that was a kool show u know. okie bye.

rat: fuck you

rennie: Hannah Montana

rat:

rennie: big time rush

by solmh August 15, 2018

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be

“Man i want to go to montana”
“Good idea that place rocks”

by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022

Bo Montana Media

(Definition is to large to fit)

Bo Montana Media is fat

by smitty_city6 February 13, 2024