lobster

A term used to describe a woman with an "ample backside," the reference being that "all the meat's in the tail."

The term gained popularity at the US Naval Academy after the term WUBA was banned from use by the Commandant of Midshipmen.

Man, Jennifer Lopez would be the perfect woman if she wasn't a lobster.

lobster by Midn2/c (Ret.) June 5, 2011

Drop the lobster

Code word for looking over one's left shoulder

Drop the lobster... he/she is totally checking you out.

Drop the lobster by ds17828 April 16, 2008

lobster

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up on the floor after eating excessive amounts of food. often regarded by regular buffet attenders to be an unrecoverable situation.

"we better run, fred's about to lobster and it ain't gonna be pretty"

lobster by buffetman March 2, 2009

The Lobster Pot 

Best restaurant in the world. Located on Henry Street in Limerick. The Garlic Cheese Chip goes down like a can of worms when you're doing the dog's bollocks on it. Try their battered sausage meal during the day and you won't look back.

The other night McEvoy lied down on the entrance mat of the Lobster Pot and went to sleep.

The Lobster Pot by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 3, 2005

lobster claw 

A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster

"I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!"

lobster claw by Arjay December 6, 2003

Louisiana Lobster Rocket 

The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).

Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example

Louisiana Lobster Rocket by Don Urbanpowder December 10, 2008

lobster claw 

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

lobster claw by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007