licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023

the Lick an dip

The lick an dip is when a horny ass fuck jumps into a whores sweaty meat flaps and goes to town sucking it dry. He then gets sucked up by that vacuum cleaner and burned alive by all her std and aids. Which slowly digest him to make a musk for her people eaters.

Kuntakinte: Thinking about doing the lick an dip
Gunta: Fuck that shit!You wanna be a musk?!

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

foreskin lick

when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue

John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"

by get_it July 29, 2019

Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)

I just took the fattest oil lick

by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017

The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.

Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.

by Torridtalks June 13, 2023

Lick Dog

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her

Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.

by heididieh November 10, 2021