Laura

"You go to your house, and she pulls out a cock bigger than yours"
Got to my stomac

Laura has a gigantic cock wowza😳

by San1nity March 1, 2022

Laura Mason

One in a million. Has won an award for her talent as a hairdresser but should win awards for her loyalty and love as a best friend and girlfriend.

My life is better because laura mason is in it

by Lauramason December 17, 2021

Laura

It can be one of the two: A nice loving mom who cares for you and is genuinely great, or they are a bitch who has a mental disorder and they favor one child over another and bulky the other.

Laura is a person (maybe)

by aspxct November 1, 2021

LAURA

LAURA is the most amazing person in the world. she loves to #savetheturtles by using the rubbish paper straws from maccies. People named laura LOVE to think they are whispering in english when they are actually shouting so everyone can hear and judge them. #uhhhhhh #lmao Laura is a very kind-hearted silly little child who loves to wheeeeeze at every little thing, while making dolphin noises in the back of every room. She feels like she is jusged by EVERYONE when actually everyone is gazing into her sole with admiration. Her friends love her so everyone needs a LAURA in their life so she can add a little sparkle.

In the classroom LAURA was being judged by Mr K as she made funny little jokes to her besties. #LMAO

by tigerandpiglet May 2, 2022

laura

laura is a beautiful amazing and smart girl 🙀 she is also my girlfriend, the best girlfriend ever ;) if you are friends with a laura consider yourself lucky. laura is hilarious, and will love it you for who you are. i love you laura 😓

my girlfriend laura is the best girlfriend I’ve ever had.

by ranboozledlive July 27, 2022

The Laura Effect

Date her and you’ll love her but when you break up you’ll love her but hate her at the same time.
She’s beautiful and the best you’ll ever get!

Guy: she broke up with me... *is upset*
You: that’s the Laura effect for you

by shyguy118 January 29, 2022

Laura

Laura is the badass person who will kick the shit out of you when you aggravate her. She is the LGBTQ+ person that will stalk homophobes and beat the shit out of them. Also she ONLY likes girls so don't ask her out if your a boy or you'll get it.

Guy: You are such a hottie you sexy sugar. Laura: I only like girls and those who ask me out will get it.

by PokePhione August 27, 2021