kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.

person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020

Hong Kong

Chinese Special Administrative Region. Once a virbant city with an extremely unique culture in the Greater China region, it has been a shadow of its former self after the central government of China's crackdowns on protests in 2019. The city is expected to be fully integrated into the rest of China in 2047.

"I was once a Chinese patriot years back. I spoke Mandarin more fluently than any other blue ribbon, and sang the national anthem of China more loudly than any other Hong Kong pro-Beijing politician. Now I feel like the Chinese central government has betrayed me and my city."

by Azure&Claude June 18, 2022

Kdo Podus Kong

From Atlanta born in 1988 C.E.O., President, & Founder of Kdo CORP BCF, YOUTH BROTHERHOOD NON PROFIT GROUP, & AMERICAN ARMS ASSOCIATION. Also known as a Libertarian.

Pronounced KAY DOUGH PODUS KONG
KDO PODUS KONG IS A YOUNG UNDERGROUND MOGUL!

by Furyan021 December 27, 2020

Yui kong

Lemomeme's therapist

Person: i am criple
Yui kong: reverese sad

by Not15thboi October 27, 2020

Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 22, 2020

Double kong

Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.

“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
“How about you try double kong?”

by Splatuality December 2, 2024