kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!

by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008

Kelly Ripa

The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"

Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)

by Regis fan October 8, 2008

r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.

R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!

by bigbadunk June 8, 2007

R Kelly

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

kelleyphono

a wonderful friend full of knowledge and concern

Kelleyphono gave me advice for my life.

by carmencia April 1, 2005

Machine Gun Kelly

A white rapper from Cleveland who taught he had a chance to win over Marshall. He was also known for being a stan until he became a hater. Also known as MGK (sometimes known as Machine Gone Kelly / Marshall Gonna Killme)

boy1: do you listen to Machine gun kelly?
boy2: who?
boy1: mgk.
boy2: who?
boy1: the white boy who dissed eminem.
boy2: oh yeah.. yeah it was okay, a lil bit corny

by mollyanne00 November 25, 2018

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020