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by Sunflare7 July 23, 2018
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Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!
Jordan is hot and sexy!
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In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?
by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
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Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
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a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa
OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY
by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019
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A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.
by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016
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A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.
Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”
by gkshsjd June 9, 2021
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