Jeff's Balls

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.

Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)

by Douches November 25, 2004

jeff buckley

Pop Rock, But Beautiful lyrics.
Died at 1996 age 30..
cause of death: drowned at beach while swimming...current was too dangerous.

the late Jeff Buckley Is a pure reflection of his late father, tim buckley, who was also a guitar player.
Tim buckley: Died at 1970s, age 28

by SexManiacOnARoll August 31, 2004

jeff gordon

Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol

Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win

by joe c August 20, 2004

jeff czum

the amazing guitarist of the indie band cute is what we aim for. super hot. his band is signed to fueled by ramen.
other members of their band: shaant hacikyan, dave mellilo, and tom falcone.

CiWWAF fangirl one: oh my god, shaant hacikyan is soo hot!!
CiWWAF fangirl two: ew, his hair is always in his face. jeff czum is soo much better!!

by adrienne. May 9, 2008

Jeff Daniels' Special

After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.

Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.

by Jeremy Cutlip May 18, 2006

jeff johnson

Tall man with alligator arms. A man who cannot reach his wallet.

Don't be a Jeff Johnson and pay for lunch!

by Jayhawk511 December 6, 2016

Jeff Pedigo

Great songwriter of several narrative styles of music.

Jeff Pedigo is a great songwriter

by Natures's Way Music March 12, 2005