A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
by Gary Vitalis August 27, 2008
Get the Blue Jean Baptist mug.Sarah Jean - loyal, considerate, smart, witty & beautiful. have a tendency of babbling, being impatient, random, & distracted. make honest friends, never afraid to speak bluntly. A pro when it comes to laughing at herself due to habitual clumsiness, yet very quick-minded as well as on her feet as to recover from any, or most, situation.
however, be cautious of crossing these ones because they will most likely forgive you, but they will never forget &/or only take you at face value. Sarah Jeans do not trust easily, so once their trust is broken, the effects are likely for life.
however, be cautious of crossing these ones because they will most likely forgive you, but they will never forget &/or only take you at face value. Sarah Jeans do not trust easily, so once their trust is broken, the effects are likely for life.
by seattlelite1985 February 4, 2010
Get the Sarah Jean mug.When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009
Get the Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome mug.A girl who claims the kid is Michaels son . (The kid is not Michaels son) . Billie Jean is also not Michaels lover she also claims that he is the one but he’s not
Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son Hee Hee Hee -Michael jackson
by The real smooth criminal March 22, 2019
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Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
by I Define Shit So Go Away August 21, 2009
Get the Billie Jean mug.A lesbian who identifies as femme, or feminine, but prefers jeans and more casual clothing to dresses and skirts.
"She's not butch, but she isn't super femme, either. What kind of lesbian is she?"
"Maybe she's blue jean femme."
"Maybe she's blue jean femme."
by BJF109 February 13, 2010
Get the Blue jean femme mug.The jumping and dancing you have to do to put on skin tight skinny jeans. Usually performed by looping your fingers through the belt loops on the sides of your pants, jumping while kicking your legs out to the side, and pulling on your pants.
After the high school gym class, the girls locker room was filled with girls doing the skinny jean jump to change back into their normal school clothes.
by the pants that fight back September 4, 2010
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