"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 07, 2018
"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"
"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."
"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"
"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel March 22, 2016
The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
by leviosa August 11, 2007
Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.
"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"
by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009
To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."
Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
by Bradley McHammond May 18, 2010
by redhair April 26, 2005
by Supjakd January 30, 2019