Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise

Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021

Jarring

Talking. Usually referred to talking too much, talking about irrelevant stuff

“ Those bitches jarring, puts my mood off”
“ Quit jarring, let’s go!”

by BabyMama witda pump July 28, 2021

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Jar

Another word for drag or pull on a zoot or a vape, can be used in broader context as well.

Can I have some jar on your vape

Can I get couple jar on the zoot

by Nuffjar March 27, 2025

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

Jarring

Mr St. John’s favourite word, meaning greatly contrasting or anything else he wants it to mean.

Maccie B’s character development was bare jarring innit

by cardi b hehe April 27, 2022