A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 08, 2011
by Fendzs January 01, 2022
Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.
Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
by pentozali May 14, 2009
Past tense: jacketed
Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing
Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.
Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing
Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.
Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”
Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
by Young Jewish girl June 06, 2022
A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
by Hard Rooster July 03, 2014
Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude
Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude
Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka
by DonutOpponent November 27, 2023
by badbearbeanbag February 02, 2015