No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad
by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

-So what is it?
-You didadida me, I hualahuala you.
-You didadida me, I hualahuala you.
by xiaodizhuxusuan May 20, 2023

by Mogal December 22, 2021

Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 3, 2017
