Doe Joke

A Doe joke is always told with extreme finesse and panache, it is however a retarded joke, and is only funny because it isn't.

You: So I bought a Wii the other day...
Doe: Oh lolololol I bet you've been playing with your Wii all day huh?

You: ....
Doe: Get it? Your "Wii".
You: Doe joke!

by RiChess December 17, 2011

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D Joke

You say D joke when ever some one says a stupid joke. This is usually said by kids at Ching Secondary school. This word was made up by a group of kids because a student named Darion always makes dumb jokes.

Darion: 1+1=10
Beetle: D Joke

by Luulu January 11, 2008

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joke killer

1)Someone that ruins a hilarious joke by taking it too far
2)Someone that ruins a moment by telling a terrible joke
3)Someone that laughs really hard at a totally not funny joke

Everyone is having a great time telling jokes and then some guy tells a chicken crosses the road joke that ends with the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side. This person is a joke killer.

by John J. Smith January 8, 2008

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Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

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actuarial jokes

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

by howm September 14, 2006

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