iPhone

A phone that's only feature is a cracked screen, apple care not included
Teddy: "You got an iPhone?"
Jaquees: "Yeah I got a cracked screen"
by Wakandanboi February 2, 2019
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iPhone 11

A hob
Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick
by NO! December 24, 2020
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Iphone

A piece of technology that people might mistake for an actual good device.
This is an Iphone, that's not good, you should have gotten a Samsung.
by CUDead.exe March 9, 2021
mugGet the Iphonemug.

Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
mugGet the Seeing iPhonemug.

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

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