Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .

Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤

by bigboienergy September 11, 2018

JAR

acronym for Just A Reminder

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle

by fondleduck September 20, 2018

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019