Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.
by Mutrith July 25, 2006
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can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 27, 2005
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Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 06, 2009
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glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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Slop-Can

by Bailey April 06, 2004
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wank in the can

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
by nobody else here May 30, 2017
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Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.
"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"
by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021
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