Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.
"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"
by Callmefranky November 18, 2015
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Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.
Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.
by EP39 October 16, 2014
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demilitarized zone

In alcoholic terms, a demilitarized zone (DMZ) is the time period, usually the frontier or boundary between the state of drunkeness and hangoverness, where the mind feels fresh and unaffected by acohol. This period usually occurs at a few hours after dawn, and lasts for only a short period of time. During the demilitarized zone, one can get out of bed and walk around without feeling the affects of alcohol, like vomiting and extreme headaches.
Yo man, I woke up this morning at 7am, and I felt awesome. I must have just caught the demilitarized zone. 30 minutes later I couldn't stand up without having to vomit.
by vblom1 January 08, 2012
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School zoned

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.
by rsorak April 08, 2013
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Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."
by QuarterP80 March 26, 2011
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strike zone

a protective spot on the bottom of laptops designed by Dell with the intention of protecting the hard drive from breakage in the event of droppage.
"holy shit, ted! i just dropped my Dell Inspiron |1200 Notebook! i broke it forever! MOTHER OF FUCKING PEARLS!"

"nahh dude its all good. dells have strike zones."

YAYY for strike zones
by Rbandit November 06, 2006
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Friend Zone

the last place any guy wants to be when he likes a girl
GuyA:dude i totaly like this gurl,but im stuck in the friend zone
GuyB:that blows monky testicales
by Antwon charles fisher III June 15, 2007
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