A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
by PichasParchus February 12, 2019
Originally from Brazil but has recently been adopted into the American Culture. It is a form of ball waxage for males where hot waxed is placed on the balls, and ripped off leaving a lucious thin strip of hair on each testicle.
Ohh girfriend, my main squeeze has just gotton a braz balls wax that is out of this world. Ohhh it was like soft honey thwacking against my thighs. ummmm sexy
or
Hey your testicles are looking rather furesque. May I administer a braz ball wax to remove some of that fur.
or
Hey your testicles are looking rather furesque. May I administer a braz ball wax to remove some of that fur.
by Hot Flava Maiden Paul March 08, 2005
A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.
by Dick Fishburg October 30, 2007
To masturbate oneself.
"Today I wax my missile!"
"Nice hobby. You gonna choke your chicken next?"
"Maybe."
(Sinfest.net online webcomic)
"Nice hobby. You gonna choke your chicken next?"
"Maybe."
(Sinfest.net online webcomic)
by Swinging Man July 29, 2009
while having anal sex a guy keeps tapping that ass till he nuts, he nuts on her asscheeks and with his balls waxes her ass
by angelesmadera April 03, 2008
when you light so many candles to cover the poo smell that your nostrils feel like they're filling with wax.
yo Brian!!! I gotsta leave your office before my nose fills with wax residue. I'm getting a Bingham Wax Trap!!!!
by dickster man May 29, 2009
You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.
Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.
by Yamichi February 07, 2014