Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

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as in "to get ill"

Letting loose and enjoying oneself in a social setting (such as a party or nightclub) -- typically by consuming intoxicating substances; also see getting lifted or faded

* similar to "taking the edge off" but without the implied negative pretext *

"Party people, your dreams have now been fulfilled ... get your ass up and let's get ill!" -- De la Soul - Oooh (feat. Redman)

"It's Friday night...time to get ill!"

by Päraиoid Диdяoid May 5, 2019

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Digital illness

Is a mental disorder that was created because of social media. People with Di usually show more concern with their digital life over their reality. These people will create fake personalities to fit in, they will attack and abuse people online and sometimes they end up harming their real life relationship by putting their social media over their loved ones. Many of these people have put their own relationship issues out or even seemed attention by using their kids. Some of these people will scam if they had to, they will ask for help knowing they will get it even if they don't need it. Di can be very dangerous if you csnt awe that you have this illness, but if you are very aware of it that's good because you can catch it before it becomes a serious problem. Stress and a bad social life can pull you into wanting to remain on social media, this can pull you into a deep Di poorly.

Skollars Digital illness made him dox a woman because she didn't text him back.

by Tv head February 11, 2024

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