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human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies
Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.
by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017
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human hangers

that bitch sucked on my human hangers and i nut on her face!
by stevie plastic January 6, 2008
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Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.
My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.
by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011
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Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.
During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.
by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020
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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Human Droideka

A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)

The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
by Anony Mouz January 10, 2011
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