horse's hoof

Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.

The barman's a horse's hoof!

by David Taylor February 11, 2004

Water Horse

A piece of shit so long and majestic that it resembles a horse's cock.

Jhagter's Water Horse was almost able to flush itself -- 'twas a beast so mighty, it deserved a saddle

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.

Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!

by Gage Butch September 2, 2010

mutated horse

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

horse with no name

Lyric borrowed from a song by the band America- references a heroin trip- as in a "horse" being common slang for heroin at the time.

"I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain"

by 5k3tch August 10, 2007

horse face

one who has an unsightly long pointed face (much like an inbred horse) along with grotesque bucked teeth. May also be rather hairy.

"Hey! Horse face, god called he said you suck!"

by not Adam May 31, 2003