industrial holiday

noun - a word used by bitter single people to describe Valentine's Day

"Edan : "Valentine's day is an industrial holiday

by urikdaffy February 13, 2019

holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

Holiday sky chonk

A turkey in flight.

Look in that tree, a holiday sky chonk!

by J9w June 11, 2022

Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

by Percival Witherspoon March 8, 2023

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

Real nigga holiday

A real nigga holiday is J’s Bday 💯 January 20th is the realist of the real. Real niggas know wsp

Whos the realist? : The realist is a nigga born on January 20th. Thats a real nigga holiday

by jigggj January 13, 2022