honker nest

It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.

Did you see the new girls honker nest? I'd titty fuck her till I got petered out.

by Sskipper March 10, 2008

Honker 9

When somebody yells honker 9, you have to take off your shirt and drive through a corn field.

Person 1: "Honker 9"
Person 2: (immediately takes off shirt and drives through corn field) "YEEE HAWWW... Honker 9"
Person 1: "yeah its funnier after you drink a few beers, ha ha ha"

by billdance1848 April 30, 2011

Hockey Cologne

The Putrid smell of hockey equipment that would put a skunk to shame but hockey players love

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

" What? My Hockey Cologne? Smells Great!"

by Hockey Jock February 1, 2017

hockey soda

Term for mixing any or all of the available flavors of soda in a soda fountain. Try it!

Dude, I just drank a hockey soda and totally heaved.

by LolcatVTguy February 7, 2017

Hockey

1. Hockey IS A SPORT
2. Hockey is a 3 period game played on ice, each team having 2 wingers, a center, 2 defenseman and a goalie
3. Hockey is one of the most contact induced injury sports

Melissa, what sport do you play

David, I play hockey

Aidan, me too I got a concussion from a hit from behind last game

by GayCouples May 15, 2019

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009