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Helicopter Dick

Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.
I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.
by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019
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helicopter

a type of aircraft which derives both lift and propulsion from one or more sets of horizontally revolving overhead rotors. It is capable of moving vertically and horizontally, the direction of motion being controlled by the pitch of the rotor blades.
The helicopter lifted away before Brady had two feet in its belly, and the soldier holding her strapped her securely into a seat in the rear while the two of them stood with nonchalance in the center.
by Nicki minja July 15, 2021
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Venetian helicopter

When you take a used condom and tie it in half. You put the open part back on your dick and twirl it around like rotors on a helicopter
Me and Jelly just banged and I did a Venetian helicopter in front of her. She laughed so hard she pooped on my bed and now I need a new mattress.
by Uranus’s May 26, 2021
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Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
by See_dub_ya June 27, 2021
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Is it helicopter?

Like from the Pete Holmes sketch where the Riddler is holding Rachael hostage and he gives Batman this riddle "If you give me a shot, I'll riddle you. What am I?" And then Pete Holmes Batman guesses helicopter because he's retarded? That's what this is like.
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
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helicopter

The action of moving the male genitals in a circular rotation references the blades of a helicopter.

Nonprofessional answer: Swinging your dick around in a circle making the reference to the blades on a helicopter.
Bro I might try to helicopter for the first time.
by Kar_7 August 6, 2024
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Helicopter Gunship Parent

A helicopter parent who, to promote their child, will proactively neutralize a person perceived to hinder their own child's advancement.

The effective target of a helicopter gunship parent is a child with more talent and better performance than their own, in a activity with limited opportunities or resources. By a range of overt and covert aggressive methods, the helicopter gunship parent will remove the other child's competition, or the third party who has control over allocation of opportunities and resources, from the activity.

Characteristic outcomes of helicopter gunship parent activity are unwarranted advancement of their own child, other more talented children and their parents/teachers/organisers declining to participate or contribute to the activity, and degraded performance of the activity due to loss of talent. The benefitting child may also suffer reputational damage due to their helicopter gunship parent's activity, even if the child is unaware of the activity or an unwilling beneficiary in the activity.

Common situations of helicopter gunship parent action are sport team selection and role allocation, school drama involvement, academic or sport prizes and scholarships, and school leadership roles.
How can Adam's kids be in such high-level teams but be so doggedly mediocre and continually hold back the team performance? He is a helicopter gunship parent; over the years, he made all the better players walk away from the sport.

Tony's second-rate son got that top academic prize only because Tony is a helicopter gunship parent. I don't know how he did it but he got the award panel to quit then he got himself and his friends on it. The prize and the school is a bad joke.
by Innocent Bypasser January 13, 2024
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