Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 9, 2014
Get the Harvey Wilsonmug. A person very similar to Jake Brown. He lives in a bin. He is homeless and doesn't like living in a house because 'it smells like money'.
by 7idge May 16, 2019
Get the Harvey Bowmakermug. A person who is most of the time divided with reputation. Some people love him. Some people hate him but if your in a relationship with him or he just likes you. You'll soon realize he is extremely clingy and annoying. In my opinion I would just stay as friends because he is still funny, smart and caring.
by The name Harvey August 25, 2018
Get the Harveymug. Absolute stud of a man, has to avoid women as they get feelings too quickly, occasionally fucks boys but overall sound
Harvey is at it again
by Harold-not harvey September 2, 2023
Get the Harveymug. Harvey is originated from the word “iron” or “warrior”. If you see someone with this name they are most likely determined to get something done as quick as possible. They don’t want to do what other people are doing but proceed in what they like doing most
Only if your determined as Harvey
by TruthKeeper2021 November 23, 2021
Get the Harveymug. Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Get the Harvey Walkermug. A doctor , professor, or physician who has a secret party life . Eventually all Harvey’s lose their jobs because the partying and drugs get in the way of their lives. Eventually all Harvey’s loose their jobs and destroy their families lives as well. They just can’t stop partying they could live till 80 and still be smoking drugs.
by Biblical historians group June 10, 2025
Get the Harveymug.