hairy bunny

When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.

Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.

by fudge ya ted cruz June 19, 2016

hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020

Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

Hairy box

A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.

Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017