Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

grenade launcher factory

an extremely ugly/obese girl that is completely unattractive who often hangs out with hot girls.

"yo do u wanna go talk to those hot girls over there?"

"nah dude cuz then one of us will have to get with the grenade launcher factory.

by cfash July 28, 2010

Grenade

A bigger,ugly chick...see also land mine

Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines

by ForTheThrill August 1, 2010

Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

grenade

(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 2, 2011

grenade sticker

1. usually used by the homosexual crowd to represent they are willing and open to anal sex.

2. Usually means an anus that is "blown up" by too much butt slamming

Josh is rocking the grenade sticker and we all know what that means.

by lilgeek June 5, 2011