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Goofy Goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023
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goofy lips

1. to address one who is extraordinarily goofy, and/or silly

2. a name you call someone who is trying too hard in a game and embarrassing themselves
ex; *hunter in destiny actively tryharding*
*dies to a player who is just playing casually*
casual player: "calm down goofy lips"
by literally a fucking fish September 5, 2023
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Goofy ahh

used to describe kaz who is also known as the mega planet eating fat butter lard sweating disgusting mole rat almost unrecognisable and unable to call a human being. No one wants to be this person and this person is ugly, stupid, unloved and uneducated. This is due to their uncomprehend ably small sized brain which we cannot use a microscope to see because it does not exist just like their father figure or mother figure. they are a disappointing definition of a failure.
Person A: what is your opinion on kaz?

Person B: Kaz is a goofy ahh A ̼̤͓̤̝͚̟̹̳͓̗̣̃̉̑̑̎̿̈́̒͠͝n̵̢̢̻̪̮̤͎̼͙̙̳̭̼̘̱̉̀͂̉ ̴̨̛̟̪̝̤͔̜̪̫͖̪͒͌̀͛͘͠͝ę̵͈̣͈͎̙͖̳͚͐͒̉̅̚ȳ̴̧̩̯̼̰̹͓̖̿̒̅͌̃̓̒̚͜e̶̢̻̥̝͉͙̬̣̫͚͖̥̣̟͛̌̄̅l̴̨͎͖̭̰̓ͅe̴̛̤̩̮̊̉͂͌ş̵̟̬̘͎͓͖̭̹͋̓̏̽͜s ̟̼̈́͌ ̵̨͖̹̾̔̽̐a̴͇̭̟̠̺̭̩͕͓͖̱͕̭͒b̵̨̨̨͉̙͕̖̞̟͚̣͊̓̆̈́͌̇̅̒̀͜o ̡̭̲͕͉͔̰͓̤̼̯̾͑̀͐̇̏̚͜͝m ͇̳̱͈͔̩̬͇̺͖̞͍̈́̅̊͝ͅͅi ̡̹̠̙̰̳͎͎̩̻̼̈̽̔̈̈͆̌n ̢̨̖̣̖͇̠̱̤͍͔̜͚͎̌̍̌̓́͗́͊a ̜̹̭̭̬͈͍̠̙͚͔͉͍̽̃̄͌̽̑̀͂̑̋͊̉̕t̵̨̛̯͙̝̠͔͖̘̺̩͓͇̳̜͗̈͐i̵͙͑̑͗̈́̈̉̄̅͐̆͛͠ọ̵̧͈̳̘̮̜̲̳͑͒̒͊̀͒̀̐̈̀̀̊͑̀ͅn ̢̧̨̛͖̦̝̦͈̣͍͙͔͙͌͊̔̿͂͑́̂͆̽̚ ̗̒͑w ̧͙̻̙̣̫͕̔̄̔̀͗̍̈͒̍i̵̛̙̗͙͖̼̊̊̈́̊̋̓͗͘͠t̶̖̥̗̭̓̔̃̉́͆̿̇̚h̶̖̖̰̠̯̹̙̭͈̯̝͛̅̑͗̿̅̔̑̆̒̈̕͘ͅ ̨̯͚̥̯̺̦̎͊̔̀̓̒́̓̎̕͜͝s̵̜̫̞̟͖̱͕̍e ͍̜̍̿̐̀̃̎̏̐͋̇v̴̧̡̫̺͉͙̱̱̖̱̥̭̼̤͗̒̒̔̚͝ͅė̴̛͉̥̣̲͉̣̦̼͙̤n̴̞̙͙̲̄ͅ ̴̲̯̪͚̎͑̎́m ̫̥͌̏͂́̽͌̽͑͗ơ̵̪̅͛́͑͆̇̚u ͚̮̭͙̭̩̟̜͈̭̝̩̳̖̰̀̀ẗ̵̢̘̺̼̮̯͙̩́̿̎̀͗̓̏͒̽͑̑h̶̺͖̠̘̗̮͚̘̦̺̑̇͊̓́̈́̊̔͑̿̀̅̍s ̥̥̬̩̩͔̺̎̌́̈́̓́͒̅͑͋.̶̳͕̄̒̆̕
by ajldabsfkf July 23, 2022
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GOOFY AHH

personA: bro i got new shoes

personB: BRO THEM GOOFY AHH AHH SHOES
by urmomsnewboo June 8, 2022
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goofy

jeremy is goofy
by cooldides5 June 30, 2022
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The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
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goofy ahh gangster

there is a goofy ahh gangster
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
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