Godsplainer

Noun: A person who dogmatically lectures others about spirituality without understanding, curiosity, humility or consent.

My sister is such a Godsplainer... she listened to one Deepak Chopra meditation and now she's going around mindfulness as if she's the Buddha herself.

by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023

Hole Gods

The rulers of any hole, also the cause of bad weather. To worship them, you must dance around a hole like an idiot, saying "HOLE GODS HOLE GODS HOLE GODS!" frantically.

Zoe: Omg its about to rain.

Annabel: The hole gods must be really pissed...

Eli: Well, what're you waiting for? We need to find a hole to worship.

by EvilPlanNumberThree May 20, 2010

maple gods

Its a stereotypical thing. One might say, the "gods of Canadians"

"Oh my, Maple gods!" The Canadian exclaimed, shocked.

by AmericaTheHero December 8, 2016

Bandos Godsword

A sword wielded by Bandos in the game runescape classic

bandos wears a bandos godsword (bgs)

by dewwiiw December 10, 2019

7 gods

Its basically like math
7 gods=BTS

Jessica: What are 7 gods?
Me: BTS

by Mama Vomit January 15, 2020

Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015