by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024
a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 05, 2021
by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023
is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.
by Becky Bubbles July 30, 2020
The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 03, 2022