glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow

he's a glizzy gobbler.

by ultimate rizzleronie peperonie November 26, 2024

Hanging gobbler

A women’s vaginal flap

Hav you seen her hanging gobbler?

by Clappyflaps June 11, 2022

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

Windy Gobbler

When you are eating a woman out, she queefs and it tickles your chin hair.

Bro, I was totally eating that tinder hoe out last night and she windy gobblered me.

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023