glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
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Glory scratch

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.
Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.
Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
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Glory Hole

The place in your vagina where the penis just hits different
Johnny just hit my glory hole so much last week. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after that pounding!
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Glory hole

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Glory Hole

There’s a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around
There’s a *hole in the wall*
It’s a dirty free-for-all

(Lyrics from Take It Off by Kesha)
I was sucking cock through a glory hole last Friday night.
by your gay dad March 29, 2024
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