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Gap-Eyed Goonlin

(Also see: Shit-Faced Whore)
The Gap-Eyed Goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of High Schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. A very common specimen, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of Sasquatch. Although an excessively ugly creature, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin doesn't seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.

A highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the Gap-Eyed Goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.
Leaning suggestively against a wall, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin does her best to snap an excessively ugly photo to later post online.
by GoonlinTrackers May 27, 2011
mugGet the Gap-Eyed Goonlinmug.

Eye Gap Man

A guy with a huge eye gap
Eye Gap Man has a big eye gap
by Jack Peter Jones November 9, 2020
mugGet the Eye Gap Manmug.

Gap Tooth Ho

Someone who doesn't make every 6 month visit to the dentist.
YO!@# Calvin is a gap tooth ho, yo.
by Calvin January 4, 2003
mugGet the Gap Tooth Homug.

Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
mugGet the Old Man Gap Yearmug.

Gap in your own plate

Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc
At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing
by Mattox clansmen May 10, 2010
mugGet the Gap in your own platemug.

sweaty gapping badger face

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy
Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.
by stewart mclean November 18, 2007
mugGet the sweaty gapping badger facemug.
Anyone who read this word can re-define by dscriving what they feel when they listen Push it - T00L

I think it's something pretty deep about loving someone who just hurt's you, but you like that person ALOT though..
"and Im slipping back into the gap again"

, oh, and Natalí, yeah..

She's a good example too
by TheKidAtNight August 22, 2011
mugGet the slipping back into the gap againmug.

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