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traitor gas

Gasoline from Citgo. Called that because the majority of Citgo is owned by the Venezuelan government, led by Hugo Chavez, a socialist and self-professed anti-American.
There are two gas stations on each side of the street. One's a Citgo, the other's a BP. Though the Citgo is 1 cent cheaper per gallon, my mom said we should go to the BP, because "I'm not putting traitor gas in my car!"
by Burmy July 19, 2009
mugGet the traitor gasmug.

cupped gas

The act of cupping your ass farts in your hand and smelling them.
Cupped gas- Hey man that was a good one cup it before I do.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
mugGet the cupped gasmug.

gas money

a term used instead of “weed money” in front of snitches or parents
“yo, did yu bring your gas money?”
by blossom1107 June 13, 2020
mugGet the gas moneymug.

questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.
Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.
by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010
mugGet the questionable gasmug.

gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.
While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.
by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010
mugGet the gas attendantmug.

gas bill

gas bill: 21043184961346$
hitler: oh shit
by fixo February 2, 2018
mugGet the gas billmug.

Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.
A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!
by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010
mugGet the Bear-Gasmug.

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